Crocs

One of the worst fashion faux pas in recent history is the Croc, or any of the knock-off brand look-a-likes. Seeing children in Crocs isn't too painful; in fact I don't really give it much thought. However, seeing grown men in this fashion blunder called Crocs is excruciating.

At my last visit to the beach grown man after grown man walked past me wearing these obnoxiously hideous shoes, or carried them in their hand while their other hand caressed their honey. I wondered if their girlfriends were embarrassed and asked them to remove the shoes, or if they really thought that it was ok to be seen in public like this. And the colors that these men chose, my God. Black, white and navy blue Crocs are bad enough, but day-glow green, bright orange, sunshine yellow,and, and, and, HOT PINK? We all know I am not some uber-cool fashion hipster chick who only wears cutting-edge clothes straight off of the Paris runway, but c'mon, man, what is wrong with you? Common sense should tell you that Crocs are just plain WRONG.

I want to say that this fashion trend is so,...... je ne sais quois.......so, gay. But even the gayest of my gay friends would not be caught dead in hot pink Crocs. Ew.

Please, gentlemen, do us all a favor and end this ridiculous debacle right here, right now.